"Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.""We're to blessed to be depressed."
"Failure is the mother of success."
"Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive."
"Snowflakes are some of nature's most fragile things,
but just look what happens when they stick together."
"Everyone gets butterflies - the trick is getting them to fly in formation."
"Change is inevitable except from a vending machine."
"Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends."
"You don't want everything, think about it where would you put it?"
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.
It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
Arthur C. Clarke
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Phyllis Diller
"A laugh is a smile that bursts."
Mary H. Waldrip
"A comedian does funny things.
A good comedian does things funny."
Buster Keaton
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
Mark Twain
