Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
