Funny work place signs

Funny Work Place Signs
1. On a Butcher’s window: “Let me meat your needs.”
2. On another Butcher’s window: “Pleased to meat you.”
3. At a Used Car Lot: “Second Hand cars in first crash condition.”
4. On a fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”
5. At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
6. Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”
7. Outside a Hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
8. At an Auto Body Shop: “May we have the next dents?”
9. On a desk in a Reception Room: “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.”
10. In a Cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.”