Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
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Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned at spring training.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong."
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
Because it said "concentrate."
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who is the oldest?
The blonde, because she's 18.
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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
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How to trouble a blonde:
Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool!!!
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Why did the blonde tell her Pastor under no circumstances would she have more than three children?
Because she heard that 1 out of 4 children born in the world is Chinese.
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Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
The power went out for 5 hours leaving twelve blondes stranded on their way to the second floor on the escalator.
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